Comic Relief -VI-

"I understand that computers, which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite typewriter-cum-filing cabinet, offer the cyber literate increased ability to communicate. I do not think this is altogether a bad thing, however it may appear on the surface"      - David Mamet


 

Comic Relief -V-

“Hell, if someone wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to provide some comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it should be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire!”

― Stephen Jenner, Twilite: A Parody

Last December, Disney released Paperman, a short cartoon movie. The movie was so successful it even  received the Oscar for best animated short film in February.

The story was beautiful, a man who seeks to find a woman with whom he exchanged a few words. They meet, they kiss, do you want to find out what happened next?
Following is CollegeHumor's sequel with a much less romantic plot .

Here's the video, Enjoy:

Comic Relief -IV-

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?" -Woody Allen-

Comic Relief - III

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)

"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
— Churchill's response”

Comic Relief-II

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."  Albert Einstein

 

Comic Relief - I

"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."  Woody Allen