Comic Relief -VI-

"I understand that computers, which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite typewriter-cum-filing cabinet, offer the cyber literate increased ability to communicate. I do not think this is altogether a bad thing, however it may appear on the surface"      - David Mamet


 

One in 10 people is ready to sleep with a robot

A very serious study by the Huffington Post in partnership with You Gov showed that 9% of 1000 respondents would be willing to have sex with a robot, 11% are undecided. Asked about the role of robots in our society in 2030, the panel estimated in 18% of cases that the technology will have this type of relationship.
 

                                             This might be the porn star of the future. 
                                         Until then, this blog is still safe for your children.
                                                                                  


The study also tells us that in 31% of cases, sex with a robot would not be considered adultery, while 42% of people say they are "uncertain". This is to reassure fans and robotic marriage.

On another note, the study shows that more than one in two (58%) expect the robot to take care of household chores. Military applications are mentioned in 48% of cases.


So, while waiting for the next generation of robots, I do advise all women to start working harder to attract men.Because, you have some serious competition on the way...

Comic Relief -V-

“Hell, if someone wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to provide some comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it should be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire!”

― Stephen Jenner, Twilite: A Parody

Last December, Disney released Paperman, a short cartoon movie. The movie was so successful it even  received the Oscar for best animated short film in February.

The story was beautiful, a man who seeks to find a woman with whom he exchanged a few words. They meet, they kiss, do you want to find out what happened next?
Following is CollegeHumor's sequel with a much less romantic plot .

Here's the video, Enjoy:

Comic Relief -IV-

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?" -Woody Allen-

Comic Relief - III

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)

"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
— Churchill's response”

What is a giraffe?

Ask Google Now "What is a Giraffe"?

And yes you heard right, HE NOW PRAISES THE IPAD!!/

Happy New Year In a Very Geeky Way.

Comic Relief-II

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."  Albert Einstein

 

Who knew it? Google has a sense of humor

Behind many applications , great applications such as google chrome, Gmail, google maps,adsense etc... and some other not so great applications like picasa and gtalk , and some miserable applications like google videos, google web accelerator (WTF!!!) , google checkout , google desktop(2004-2011) that imposed some serious security issues etc.. Behind all this wrapped in millions of terms policies and conditions, it turned out that google has a sense of humor.

Starting from the oldest here's an article that shows some of google's best gags:

• Google Gulp:A line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.
   
• PigeonRank™ : Google reveal its darkest secrets. April's fool 2002
  
• Google Autocompleters: The unknown Soldiers

 

• The Youtube Collection : Offering you to deliver all  youtube videos to your home

• The jargon: Help people navigate through complicated business speak with Jargon-Bot
  
  
  
  
• Google Maps for for 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment
  
  
  
  
• Gmail Tap: A better way to type, a better way to multitask
  
  
  
  
• Google Analytics in Real life campaign: there was a series of video released, here's a sample
  
  

  
  

Comic Relief - I

"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."  Woody Allen